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After years of futilely hoping to get lucky on eBay, I’ve finally obtained one of the more attainable items on my list of “Things I Want Desperately”: EarthBound, which also happens to be one of my favorite SNES games. It even came with the oversized box and scratch-and-sniff cards, unfortunately scentless.

Thanks to SA goon Poque for the trade.